why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize