The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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