so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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