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I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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