There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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