Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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