Non-Jews are for practice
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
How external is "for external use only"?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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