I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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