What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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