tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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