Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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