Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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