Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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