Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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