There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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