they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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