p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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