I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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