Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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