wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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