Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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i've created a new STD.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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