Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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