My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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