It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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