I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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