My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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