who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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