it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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