every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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