So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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