I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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