New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize