I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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