I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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