the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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