oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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