bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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