just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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