You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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