i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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