And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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