Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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