Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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