I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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