Nicole vs. Life
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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