My pussy is not your playground.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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