Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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