New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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