Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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