is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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